Do Me a Favor

If you have something against bathing, and you don't bathe because you're going for an earthy dreadlock hairstyle thing (or at least, really bunched up hair) and therefore you smell unpleasant ... and you are waiting for the T and see the train approaching is packed to the gills with practically no breathing room ... and you're not going to work so therefore not in any huge rush to get somewhere ... and you have a tendency to talk to yourself, or to others who would rather not talk to you ... well then, please do me a favor and don't get on the train and stand next to me. Wait for a less crowded car. Thanks.