She's Here to Stay

According to Us Weekly and the Boston Herald, Jennifer Garner is moving to Boston full-time because she wants to raise her daughter, Violet, in an "un-Hollywood" environment. Of course, this means her husband, Ben Affleck, will also be living here, but that's just a sidenote. I'm more excited by the fact that my letters, emails, phone calls, visits, television commercials, web sites, blog postings, and good wishes haven't gone unnoticed. Welcome to town, Jen! Let's do lunch sometime soon.