One Ounce Makes All the Difference

I learned a valuable lesson this weekend: four ounces of hair gel is just too much for one man to have. Both times at the airport, of all the things I had in my bag — shaving cream, a razor, toothpaste, etc. — the only thing that got confiscated was my hair gel. Apparently, three ounces is the limit, and God forbid you have one measly ounce more. Thankfully there are drug stores in NY so I was able to get more, but I mean, can you just imagine how styled my head could have been with that one extra ounce of gel? I could have been the best-coiffed guy on the plane!