Thursday, October 30, 2008

Uh Oh

Some really bad news for Barack Obama: The Alien has endorsed John McCain. This, according to the Weekly World News, which also reports that "In a last ditch effort to help her husband’s failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the Alien for his endorsement." The story continues, "Ms. McCain’s alien-like good looks and natural blood temperature of 54 degrees Fahrenheit may have proved too much for [the Alien] to resist as she reportedly put her cyborg husband into sleep mode and worked her charms."The Alien had thrown his support behind Obama earlier this year, but I guess he's changed his mind. All kidding aside, it's worth noting that the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years. Don't worry, Barack. You still have my vote.



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