Monday, December 29, 2008

Sorry, Wrong Number

Yesterday, as I was leaving my apartment, I noticed that Yellowbook had dropped off the 2009 phone books. Do you know how many they left us? Sixteen. Do you know how many people live in my building? Exactly six. Any moron with a pair of eyes could see that there are only six mailboxes here, and the phone books are all stacked up right underneath them. And now it's a day and a half later, and all 16 are still there, untouched. So on behalf of my neighbors and the entire earth, I have this to say to the folks at Yellowbook: "Thanks, but no thanks. Next time, save the trees and don't bother giving us any."


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