Women Problems

How I wish In the Land of Women was really a porn film, like it sounds like it should be. Then it might have had a better plot, for starters. Instead, this film — the story of a guy (Adam Brody) who deals with his model girlfriend dumping him by heading to Michigan to take care of his grandmother — is a real mess. It's got a whole bunch of clichés, including a wacky old grandma and the family across the street that's full of problems (cancer, an extramarital affair, estranged mother-daughter relations, a precocious younger sister). It's got a hip soundtrack (at least it does for half the movie) sure to attract the young'uns. It's also got, in addition to Brody, Meg Ryan and Olivia Dukakis in lead roles. What it doesn't have is direction, focus, or anything really worth recommending. It doesn't even have a poster or a marketing campaign that accurately reflects what the movie is really about (then again, considering I was unsure of the plot, maybe this film is just unmarketable).

I've seen ItLoW described as a cross between The Graduate and Garden State (yes, your assumptions about the implications of that are true), but if the comparison was accurate, then this would actually be a good movie. I'm sorry to say the best thing about it — alright, fine, the two best things are the first five minutes and the last five minutes. Problem is, the good joke in the first five minutes has already been spoiled in the trailer. And the last five minutes have such promise that you wish the film had gone down this road much earlier and that the actress with a surprise cameo had been around a lot longer. Oh well. I don't remember when I've yawned more, wondering when the movie was going to end. And when the lights came on, I turned to Stephani and asked, "What was that?" Yeah, I really didn't like this movie all that much. I'm giving it a D+ (the plus is only because I liked the last five minutes that much).