What Day Is It?

I suppose it's not really worth it to have A.J. Jacobs' The Know-It-All daily calendar sitting on my desk if I'm not going to remember to rip off pages until 4:45 pm.

Then again, considering today's page told me that "Arales is a flowering plant that emits a fetid odor that attracts flies," perhaps it's a good thing I didn't remember to turn the page until just a little while ago.